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August 03, 2005

Free Jessica Simpson Concert in Bryant Park

Against our better judgment we bring you this late breaking news:

jessica_smaller.jpgJessica Simpson Americas latest Britney poster girl will be performing a free concert in Bryant Park for Good Morning America on Friday, August 5th from 7:00am - 9:00am. If you are willing to be seen at a Jessica Simpson performance we suggest you arrive early to avoid the screaming hordes of teeny boppers sporting the latest Jessica fad, Daisy Dukes.


Posted by Jeremy at August 3, 2005 01:59 PM

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In case anyone is wondering what a "teeny bopper" is check out Urban Dictionary at http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=teeny+bopper

Posted by: Charles at August 23, 2005 04:01 PM

she is hot stuff

Posted by: she is hot stuff at August 23, 2005 04:02 PM

Who the hell is Jessica simpson ???

Posted by: Dhruvo at August 23, 2005 04:02 PM

She couldn't sing her way out of a paper bag.

Posted by: Brett at August 23, 2005 04:04 PM

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